So devoid of life, just like I like it.
Slowvenia, Loredump studios, Factory head thorton, Colorblind, and 5 othersSkrelpia, Norway kart, Bellgium, Kolonat, and Not an impostor
Based on the statistical analysis of the average intellectual capacity of your population as of the Quips Per Hour metric, I'm better than you.
Auvirginia, Anti guy, Slowvenia, Crobatia, and 7 othersLoredump studios, Colorblind, Skrelpia, Norway kart, Bellgium, Kolonat, and Not an impostor
My brain is so smooth, your argument slides right through.
Auvirginia, Slowvenia, Crobatia, Loredump studios, and 7 othersFactory head thorton, Colorblind, Skrelpia, Norway kart, Bellgium, Kolonat, and Not an impostor
This is why I've just abolished democracy. What's the point of continuing to uphold a system in which the majority of beings that participate in it do not even know how to use a semicolon? If they cannot harness the brainpower to listen to the best, then why should they decide what's best?
Auvirginia, Anti guy, Slowvenia, Crobatia, and 7 othersLoredump studios, Colorblind, Skrelpia, Norway kart, Bellgium, Kolonat, and Not an impostor
DAMN IT! I KNEW IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE NEW LIBYAN REGIME FOUND OUT THE GADDAFI THE REBELS KILLED AND SODOMIZED WAS ACTUALLY A WAX FIGURE FROM A MUSEUM!
BUT, IF YOU THOUGHT WE WOULD JUST GIVE HIM UP BECAUSE YOU OUTNUMBER US 35 TO 10, YOU'RE VERY WRONG!!! BECAUSE WE, THE RIGHTFUL FOLLOWERS OF THE JAMAHIRIYA SHALL NEVER GIVE HIM OUT TO A HEAVEN FOR SLAVE TRAFFICKERS, JIHADISTS, AND DEMON-CRAZY! WE SHALL DIE, BEFORE SURRENDERING OUR LEADER TO WHATEVER CORRUPT SYSTEM OF LAWS YOU IN THAT RUMP STATE CALL "JUSTICE"
LIFE IS FINITE, BUT REVOLUTION IS ETERNAL!
SO COME UP FOR OUR LITTLE GREEN BOOK, 
Boguk or should I say Bogus!!!
Auvirginia, Slowvenia, Crobatia, Loredump studios, and 8 othersFactory head thorton, Colorblind, Skrelpia, Norway kart, Bellgium, Kolonat, Belgium free state, and Not an impostor
Amogus.
Auvirginia, Anti guy, Slowvenia, Crobatia, and 8 othersLoredump studios, Factory head thorton, Colorblind, Skrelpia, Norway kart, Bellgium, Belgium free state, and Not an impostor
HAHAHAHA, YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT YOU HAD EVERYONE FOOLED, BUT FOR YOUR BAD LUCK, I'M AFRAID TO TELL YOU THAT UNLIKE WHAT IT MAY SEEM AT FIRST GLANCE, THIS REGION HAS A BRAIN! AND AS I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED BY NOW, SAID MIND IS AN INDIVIDUAL THAT AMONG OTHER THINGS BEARS AN IQ OF 146.89. I'M IMPOSSIBLE TO OUTSMART, MY CAPABILITIES ARE BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!
Whatever even though I could talk about my undeniable greatness, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to comprehend even half of the elevated and sophisticated language I would use to describe myself, so I'll stop at words you can understand.
Days ago, even before the face-less fast food poisoning for-profit organization known as Kolonat posted his first and currently last post (hopefully) I had already calculated the possibility of somebody cracking up that joke thanks to a comprehensive analysis of human behavior, and as always. I was proven right, speaking of right, here's where you come along into this equation. You see after said organization posted what I expected it to post, the obvious was imminent my calculations led me to an inevitable conclusion, somebody was going to bring the punchline "sus" to complete the conversation, and again I was proven correct.
These two assessments prove one and only one thing.
You're all predictable, and because of it, we're incredibly vulnerable to people manipulating and taking advantage of your inferior minds, so it would be incredibly logical and sensible that you appoint somebody that has the experience and know-how on how to actually keep your secrets, well secrets.
If this plea for the obvious is heard, then I've already found the perfect candidate due to my computer perfect calculations, and all answers lead to one person.
Guess who it is? I'll let you solve this one, as my calculations and logic pose that it's already more than obvious who your only real option is (did you really think in good faith that I would let you all answer an open question without making sure that I already had the possibilities for answers done yet? Please, that's a kindergarten level error. Not proper for a mind such as mine.)
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