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Gets back to tinkering with the nano-metal arm
To think they would be so stupid to do that
There are many great people who work in the bar
Even if some of them are quite bizarre
Some may be gone
Their memories live on
And the best one will bring me a nice Pinot Noir
I don't think any of them are dead. You just got rid of their boat.
They're not stupid, this is probably just a first strike to see what they're up against.
Poem noted, and here's your bottle of Pinot ... and a straw.
Swiftly shoots them in the head with regular bullets
An intense heat can be felt as the rest of the attacking force is reduced to ash
Saddening
Looks at the ash floating on the water
I would call that stupidity
The Witness stirs from one of their longer naps and looks around sleepily.
Why do I detect even more flagrant gun use than usual around here? Should at least carry it up with a crossbow... There's no fun in an instant kill.
Hey Brocklandia
You're the bar's best janitor
No others "work" here
*Sigh*. Just for the record, I'm not cleaning up your messes.
Post self-deleted by Brocklandia.
Poem noted, and thanks--I'm always happy to be recognized as the Bar's best ... Wait. I'm the Bar's only janitor! I suspect sarcasm. Grr.
The fields of asphodel and Zombie Penguins
That's a trick question. The firm's name is actually Satan, Devil, and Demon. Satan doesn't take second-billing to anyone or anything ... except maybe Cheffy's Taco Tuesday lunch special, one of the most diabolical forces known.
Well, why didn't somebody tell me there would be fireworks? You know about the Bar's policy on unsanctioned fireworks events, right? We need time to prepare suitable party foods. Hey, Cheffy!--Crank up the popcorn, will ya? It's about to be July Fourth on August Tenth.
(Unless these are really sloooow missiles.)
A Small RPG Knock both missiles to the ground
WHY ARE WE FIGHTING. CALM THE F DOWN.
Well, the missiles have to travel across 7 dimensional frequencies, 4 years into the future, and 6 miles west. It's gonna take a while for them to arrive so we have some time.
Okay, 1st, there is only 1 missile, launched by Mastald and targeted at Puppet tyranacility. 2nd, said missiles won't be here for quite a while. 3rd, you just shot two airplanes. Not sure who or what was on them but you better hope no one needed them or cares too much about them.
That's disappointing
Sits back
To think they would learn
Nanites buzz in slight annoyance
I think it was a UAV that was set up by the Swarm
Who cares as long as everyone faces the cameras. Think of the ratings on our YouFace channel!
I think they did learn. Specifically, they learned to use options that used little to no manpower.
That only accounts for one of them, the other I don't know about but- *someone speaks in the background* Wait what? *more talking* Oh, that's very bad. I know what airplane that was. It was one of ours. It was carrying dangerous chemicals.
No missiles. Sad. What happens to the leftover popcorn? Can I take a bag back to my region?
Yes. I'll have a couple of dumpsters-full of popcorn hauled over to your region.
The weekend poetry contest has ended. Brocklandia will choose the winner.
MISSILE IS STILL COMING.
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