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Checks the transcripts.
Yep. I did say "contest". Feel free to join.
Rudolph flies around the room and takes a piece of paper with a poem on it from his bag
At home winter is always here but recently it's been ceasing
The pretty snow and ice poles are slowly decreasing
Reindeers don't like the warm; we like the cold
So we thank the machines up north trying to freeze the poles
It's not enough, but it'll do
Maybe we'll be okay if they continue to do what they do
And we treat the planet like it's new
With weakness and softness, not primordial and old
Maybe this year it will be cold
Do you have any hay?
Tar slowly melting
Wheels start to stick
Vehicle starts to slow
Wheels become stuck
Winter freezes tar
Ice coated wheels
Vehicle fast approaching
Crash bang boom
I recommend just bringing radiation pills. Alternatively, you can reinforce your stomach, or, if you're boring, detoxify your drink.
*Der Heimliche Aufmarsch but Slowed Intensifies*
YOU CANNOT STOP THE WORKERS! YOU CANNOT EXPLOIT THEM FOR ETERNITY WITHOUT ANSWERING FOR YOUR ACTIONS!
*500 Divisons just marchig and charging with Mosin's and MG's with Tanks and Helicopters*
No. Don't. It is always dangerous to climb a mountain here. You can but you WILL get shot.
YouTube Inc, CSharpa, and Rudolph
Rudolph: "Climbing!"
Hermey: "Human genit- no!"
rudolph stares intensly, as if hes not scared of his own death
Rudolph: "I want to burn some human genitilia!
Hermey leaves the bar
Hermey: "I'm using your card for the ride home."
Isn't the Mosin a little outdated?
No no thanks
Rudolph burns a very suspicous bag
his nose lights up
the man who see it replies with
what in hell is wrong with this bar!?
*and run away*
So ... does Rudolph pull the sleigh home after he goes on one of his drunken, human-genitalia-burning reindeer games?--Or do you get a designated sleigh-puller for the night?
I dunno. It's worked for feudalism, capitalism, socialism, and communism ever since the 9th century. That's a pretty good run that shows no sign of stopping as long as workers insist on being paid wages.
Being shot sounds only slightly less invasive than working here. I say we flip a coin.
That depends on which sociological dissertation or which law enforcement agency you ask.
My favorite is the old standby: "They got kooties!"
The weekend poetry contest has ended. Zany Zanes shall declare a winner.
Hermey gets an uber. The uber is grey
Rudolph will ask to be picked up because he's too drunk to fly home. The sled is at home. They came on the motorcycle
Rudolph saw the car and is colorblind probably
*spits out tea your pretty sure wasn't there 2 seconds ago*
Workers get PaiD!??
I mean you work and you don't get paid.
hi
Drunkndisorderly and Rudolph
Well, not workers here, of course. But then, a bar run by an Ogre can hardly be considered a capitalist enterprise, no?
Yes, well, that's a carefully protected secret of the corporate world: All Ubers are gray.
YouTube Inc and Rudolph
Rudolph watches 5 cars leave, and can't determine which is which. Rudolph drinks some... whatever he's... he's drinking gin. Very tired storyteller.
Hi, Welcome to The Bar.
Rudolph is drunk and can be seen taking all the napkins
I'm surprised Rudolph hasn't thrown himself in front of all five of those cars. Must be waiting for a really big one, like Zombie Penguins' mega-SUV. I told TheOrc that putting that "Deer Crossing" sign in front of the Bar was a Very Bad Idea Indeed. But does ze ever listen to me?--Noooo.
Won't that be just what we need around here--a zombie reindeer.
Zombie Penguins and Rudolph
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