The Bar on the corner of every region Board

Speaking of which
TAP WATER FOR EVERYONE!
Next round is on me, eh
*Tosses a giant bag of Canadadian currency in the general direction of the nearest bar employyee as I stumble drunkenly through the bar*

Ah free drink [] yeah i will.

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*Tosses a giant bag of Canadadian currency in the general direction of the nearest bar employyee as I stumble drunkenly through the bar*

Canada Does not STUMBLE canada.... ahahahg! *stumbles and falls over*

Brocklandia wrote:

Oh, forgot to mention. Cheffy would like to test your statement. Head on back to the kitchen, though those doors over there.

Alright, but I expect a free drink out of this. *walks into the kitchen*

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*walks out of the kitchen holding a bloody cooking apron*

Hah huh huh Hah hah hah

I think you guys are going to have to get a new cook.

East lodge

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Brocklandia wrote:

So ... your approach to dancing is to make sure you're the last one standing? I bet that goes over well in the mosh pit.

Maybe I guess...
Or running a couple dozen meters or something idk

Prusmia wrote:

Alright, but I expect a free drink out of this. *walks into the kitchen*

Cheffy has in mind more of a free amputation--but, heck, free is free, right?

Prusmia wrote:

*walks out of the kitchen holding a bloody cooking apron*
Hah huh huh Hah hah hah
I think you guys are going to have to get a new cook.

*Peers over the food service counter into the kitchen*

Cheffy looks fine to me. I think that's your blood. Are you missing something ... uh, out of the way? Like, perhaps, a buttock or two?

Brocklandia wrote:

*Peers over the food service counter into the kitchen*

Cheffy looks fine to me. I think that's your blood. Are you missing something ... uh, out of the way? Like, perhaps, a buttock or two?

Well I stabbed him in the chest with a knife and yes that is my blood, I think I'm going to lie down now...

*falls over*

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Brocklandia wrote:

*Dumps a gallon of tap water on Maple.*

Why do I just happen to have gallon jugs of tap water sitting around? Funny you should ask, 'cause I was preparing for exactly this situation.

*Dumps another gallon of tap water on Maple.*

*Melts into a syrup-y puddle of sticky goo*

Brocklandia and The Peanut Feast

Ambrossa

*walks in*
Umm, Hi
What you got on the menu?

The Peanut Feast

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Ambrossa wrote:

What you got on the menu?

Water stains, crumbs, and scorch marks from the last time the Bar burned to the ground, which was about an hour ago.

We're having a special on the tacos, if you need a recommendation. They're a couple of weeks old, but tacos don't have an expiration date, right?

East lodge and Ambrossa

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*Melts into a syrup-y puddle of sticky goo*

I am not cleaning that up.

Prusmia wrote:

yes that is my blood, I think I'm going to lie down now...
*falls over*

Or that.

Zombie Penguins and East lodge

Brocklandia wrote:

We're having a special on the tacos, if you need a recommendation. They're a couple of weeks old, but tacos don't have an expiration date, right?

*eating a 4 year old babybel*
what's an expiration date?

East lodge

YouTube Inc wrote:

*eating a 4 year old babybel*
what's an expiration date?

Expiration dates are subjective

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Japanese pirates wrote:

I just joined the discord and i wanna read the rules but i cant see them.

Brocklandia wrote:

Water stains, crumbs, and scorch marks from the last time the Bar burned to the ground, which was about an hour ago.

We're having a special on the tacos, if you need a recommendation. They're a couple of weeks old, but tacos don't have an expiration date, right?

*wakes up with regenerated limbs* DID I HEAR TACOS.

Brocklandia and Confederate cuba

Ookie since I neglected this until Friday again, free tuna for every one!
...Why doesn't anyone look excited?

Yeesh

So in third place

Maple Hockey Canadia

Congrats! Here's your tuna! It's glazed in maple syrup and moose blood!

In second place

Migrating Cheese

And in first...

The Peanut Feast

And last but not least, in 3rd place ULTRA 4K HD

Brocklandia because they asked

_{Ill let you decide if that's better than regular 3rd place or not. The only difference I can find is that the 14k HD trophy smells slightly of carpet glue, and buzzes when you lick it}

Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, and Zombie Penguins

Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:

Water stains, crumbs, and scorch marks from the last time the Bar burned to the ground, which was about an hour ago.

We're having a special on the tacos, if you need a recommendation. They're a couple of weeks old, but tacos don't have an expiration date, right?

TACOS

Brocklandia and YouTube Inc

East lodge

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I want to erase the letter B from my memory. Does anyone want to do it? Just go in the code and erase any recognition of the letter B, capital, lower case, or cursive. That weird Germanic ß get rid of that.

I completely trust you. Don't make me a blood thirsty humanity killing machine or something...

Goodnight Letter B
*powers off*

Drunkndisorderly and Ambrossa

Ambrossa

OK The Goddess Inhaiting AI of East lodge

Ambrossa

The Free Land of The Peanut Feast

How about a little light reading? Please upvote!
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*Melts into a syrup-y puddle of sticky goo*

So, Ms. Maple is hot, wet, and sticky?

Zombie Penguins and East lodge

East lodge

Ambrossa wrote:

OK The Goddess Inhaiting AI of East lodge

Quote me my dude

Nekojin wrote:

And last but not least, in 3rd place ULTRA 4K HD

Brocklandia because they asked
_{Ill let you decide if that's better than regular 3rd place or not. The only difference I can find is that the 14k HD trophy smells slightly of carpet glue, and buzzes when you lick it}

Ooo!--Shiny! I'll take it! I'll take it! Thanks, Nekojin, judge of discernment and quiet good taste!

Nekojin