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Indeed and Brazil is more influential on the world stage than all other Southern American countries combined. And when under the parochial mindset of Portugal's proto-Fascist dictatorship we did look at Brazil as a model for sophistication and worldliness.
It’s Friday the 14th. That’s not the name of a bad luck movie, is it? No, I didn’t think so.
Corruption: Grave raven top 0.05%. Second: 
The Choir Boy top 0.4%. Third: 
Pencil Sharpeners top 2% … Middle: 
Tubercular Sky bottom 13% … Last: 
Yannia bottom 0% (36th from bottom in the world)
In 
Massimolandia, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
In 
Barman, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
In Wailing Grannies, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.
Not yet, but a little bird in the ND Film Industry told me Metro-Goldwyn-Tommy is about to release one.
Tonight at 21:00 at Yannsborg Citadel there will be a demonstration of low explosive pyrotechnic devices used for aesthetic and entertainment purposes. If you are a dog, this will drive you crazy, but people seem to like them, they go ooh aah and order another drink.
It's like the painting by Van Gogh, The Starry Night.
Obesity: First: Grave raven top 0.01% (30th in world). Second: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.03% (72nd in world). Third: The Choir Boy top 0.2% … Middle: 
San Francesco Bay bottom 19% … Last: Yannia bottom 0% (24th from bottom in world)
In 
The Nude Beach, artists are pillars of society.
In 
Nudesia, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
In Machinery of Night, bars are packed at all hours.
Yannia, Dancing Dragons, TranSexy, Nudesia, and 1 otherPabloh
Artists, bars... we' re bohemian and we love it.
Medical Voyeurism sounds like a fringe branch of psychoanalysis that even sexuallizes sex itself.
We don't have none of that. The population of DD is made of sexless animated figurines and Victorian toys and dolls houses and anthropomorphic talking animals who can afford the luxury of not wearing any trousers. A place where love is disneyfied with decency and family values.
And that's why we're here. On a grand, civilising mission to make Nations States great again.
Gambling: First: Grave raven top 0.94% (93rd in world). Second: The Choir Boy top 0.3%. Third: Barman top 0.3% … Middle: Greater republic of quebec bottom 23% … Last: Nelvana iii bottom 0%
In Yannia, the atmosphere in Yannian boardrooms is turning more gay.
In Nuditica, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials.
In Hapetallana, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
♫🎶🎶 Pausing on a Sunday
By the cool
Blue triangular water
On the soft
Green elliptical grass
As we pass
Through arrangements of shadows
Towards the verticals of trees
Forever... 🎶
Sunday in the Park with George (Sondheim)
Nudity: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.0004% (1st in the world). Second: Hydrogen Jukebox top 0.006% (18th in world). Third: 
Friends of Dorothy top 0.008% (23rd in world) … Middle: 
TranSexy top 2% … Last: 
Discoveria II bottom 21%
Other nations in top 50: Eyeball Kicks, Loveboys, Tubercular Sky, 
Sunny Glade
Top 100: Teahead Joyride, Windows of the Skull, 
Gay Parrot, 
Jean Genet, 
Der Kleine Prinz, 
Luz Alta, 
The Naked Few, 
Sharx
In Pabloh, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
In 
Dancing Dragons, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged.
In Hapetallana, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
Pencil Sharpeners, Wadelhelpia, TranSexy, Oktotheio, and 2 othersPabloh, and Skyclad
♫🎶🎶 Monday-monday-so-good-to-me
Monday-mornin-it-was-all-i-hoped-it-would-be 🎶
The Mamas and the Papas
[quote=friends_of_dorothy;49403121]♫🎶🎶
Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal-blue, Italian stream
But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made
It's just another manic Monday (Woah, woah)
I wish it was Sunday (Woah, woah)
'Cause that's my fun day (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
My I don't have to run day (Woah, woah)
It's just another manic Monday
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an aeroplane
I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long (Oh, oh)
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there
It's just another manic Monday (Woah, woah)
I wish it was Sunday (Woah, woah)
'Cause that's my fun day (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
My I don't have to run day (Woah, woah)
It's just another manic Monday
Of all my nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down?
(Last night, last night)
Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us?
Employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
C'mon honey, let's go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
(When you're having fun)
It's just another manic Monday (Woah, woah)
I wish it was Sunday (Woah, woah)
'Cause that's my fun day (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
My I don't have to run day (Woah, woah)
It's just another manic Monday (Woah, woah)
I wish it was Sunday (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
'Cause that's my fun day (Woah, woah)
It's just another manic Monday"
Manic Monday, by The Bangles
The Mamas and the Papas are ok, we all need a pair of those on every reincarnation we go through.
But the flower power thing ? No way !. Mondays are supposed to stressful, so join me at Tommy's for a 2 hour-long documentary about the 1980s dreams of Wall Street and corporate culture and prosperity just around the corner prosperity conservatism and ridiculous fashion trends and fads !
Remember, remember, Margaret Thatcher ! "
But that was a long time ago. (To be continued)
Now look at a me...a ruthless dictador and beautiful androgynous prince with a sideline selling handmade jewelllry on the ND's flea market. At Little Nude, Nudist Dreamland's own ethnic enclave in ND.
Also, I work long hours under gaslight in my tiny attic room at Tommy's as a seamstress for Mr. Parrot, burning my 17 y.o. eyes. Not only that, I teach Portuguese to a family of badgers hoping to send their brightest to Coimbra on Erasmus. Can you imagine little badger girl wearing a black cape there, graduating ?
Many nations in Nudist Dreamland are really good at NUDITY. Pencil Sharpeners is number one in the whole NationStates universe. We are proud !!!
It feels good to be back at the top after a misclick back in April tanked my civil rights ^_^
Wealth Gaps: First: The Choir Boy top 0.008% (22nd in world ). Second: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.7%. Third: Gay Parrot top 10% … Middle: Machinery of Night bottom 13% … Last: Tubercular Sky bottom 0%
In Izalinia, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
In 
Skyclad, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
In TranSexy, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Rocky.
The Choir Boy, Wadelhelpia, TranSexy, and Skyclad
Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar
Here is your bonus question for a milk and honey absolutely free …
Owning only one guinea pig is illegal in Switzerland. True or false ?
a) this is secret information, it is illegal to say
b) false
c) true
Whisper your answer to Sal. She will check it with the Book of Answers. Happy Tuesday.
Public service announcement
Mmm...mmm... can't get enough of those milk and honeys on my rosy lips. So I say the correct answer is c), not because I want to win. Guinea pigs are very
social creatures and they get lonely.
It was nice to get out of the cold, bleak attic room where I live at Tommy's as a seamstress for M. Gay Parrot.. I need to get out some more. Get a life outside Tommy's. Next Friday I'll dress up like 1980s Madonna, cat walk to Dirk the Guardsman and tell him
"Look ! I'm expressing myself ! . Who do you think you are ? Too good for me ? Your parents didn't like me ? Too posh for a Guardsman ? Too Lady Chatterley, perhaps ? Too much for your middle-class values ?
So...there you have it, Dirk.
Sorry.
Dancing Dragons, you got the answer right first time !!! That’s a milk and honey for you and for each of the two guinea pigs.
The Book of Answers says: Only owning one guinea pig is illegal in Switzerland.
Guinea pigs are herd animals and therefore become severely depressed when alone. Switzerland considered only owning one illegal to practise social rights for animals.
(Ummm … English may not be the Book of Answers’ first language, by the look of things.)
I was just putting away my beautiful cotton bathrobe, and what does it say on the label? Fabricado em Portugal. Why am I taking a shower in the middle of the afternoon? I’ve got an important work Zoom at 16:30 and the 07:00 shower had worn off.
Law Enforcement: First: 
Indecision top 2%. Second: Dancing Dragons top 4%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 4% … Middle: San Francesco Bay bottom 22% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (10th from bottom in the world)
People who have lived their entire lives in Bo0bies are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
In 
Busty Sal, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
In Gymnosia, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
Public Healthcare: First: Yannia top 0.04%. Second: Nelvana iii top 0.05%. Third: The Nude Beach top 0.2% … Middle: 
Test Icicle top 20% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (40th from bottom in world)
In Dancing Dragons, misbehaving Orsettoes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
In Izalinia, Leader is considering changing the Izalinian flag to one with more glitter.
In Nuditica, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
Yannia, Pencil Sharpeners, and TranSexy
Not true ! Orsettoes (ursinhos) are adorable. Their lives matter.
Liz Truss doesn’t matter. She’s resigned. Prime Minister for 44 days.
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