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Greater east portage

Bobbersonian rebels wrote:Rebels being hunted down begin to flee to Moaning Lisa Guiness Freaks and Greater east portage

Are the rebels good or bad for me?

Guiness Freaks, Free market buisnesses, and Bobbersonian rebels

Greater east portage wrote:Are the rebels good or bad for me?

idk

Free market buisnesses

Bobbersonian rebels

Greater east portage wrote:Are the rebels good or bad for me?

We are the best

Guiness Freaks wrote:Do the rebels drink alcyhol?

Yep

Guiness Freaks, Free market buisnesses, and Greater east portage

Greater east portage

Bobbersonian rebels wrote:We are the best

what do you plan on doing here?

Guiness Freaks, Free market buisnesses, and Bobbersonian rebels

Bobbersonian rebels

Greater east portage wrote:what do you plan on doing here?

Hiding from the bobbersonian military

New vedan and Free market buisnesses

Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius quiver like jelly. Nuclear stuff is happening again this weekend. They like snowfall, not nukes falling.

Delta Vega IV, Guiness Freaks, Free market buisnesses, Tenzinyaz, and 2 othersMoaning Lisa, and Bob bobberson

Post self-deleted by Bob bobberson.

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius quiver like jelly. Nuclear stuff is happening again this weekend. They like snowfall, not nukes falling.

Can I use my puppets?

Free market buisnesses and Moaning Lisa

Bob bobberson wrote:Can I use my puppets?

You have puppets of Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius? Do you use them in plays for sick children?

Guiness Freaks, Debussy, Free market buisnesses, Moaning Lisa, and 1 otherBob bobberson

Treadwellia wrote:You have puppets of Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius? Do you use them in plays for sick children?

The Joker movie comes to mind...

Guiness Freaks and Free market buisnesses

Greater east portage

warning, defcon-1 is happening in 5 days

Free market buisnesses

Greater east portage

This just in straight from New Klamazia City, after the recent rise in DEFCON and nuclear stockpiles enlargening in neighboring regions, the nation of Greater East Portage has announced it's entrance into the nuclear race. Using knowledge from our non-nuclear superweapons, we are already ahead of most nations even though we just started. Good luck to you all, and may the good graces of TECHNOLOGY save you from MAD.

Free market buisnesses

Holy S**t! Iam Scared

Free market buisnesses and Moaning Lisa

Glorious society

legalizes slavery

Nationstates: "You are a moralistic democracy"

Cianlandia, New vedan, and Free market buisnesses

Greater east portage wrote:warning, defcon-1 is happening in 5 days

Save the Tubbies. It seems every time Mrs. Tubbius is pregnant, people start dropping nuclear weapons.

Granted, Her Maternity is pregnant quite often.

Free market buisnesses

365 x 2 = 730. Add 170. 900 Tubby Days!

Free market buisnesses

Greater east portage

Treadwellia wrote:365 x 2 = 730. Add 170. 900 Tubby Days!

?

Free market buisnesses

Greater east portage wrote:?

Been Delegate for 2 years, 170 days.

Delta Vega IV and Free market buisnesses

Free market buisnesses

It's a cool, foggy day in sector 24ξ [ksi] and the FreshCo. Grocers Ultramart stands tall. A massive building it extends from 24ξ all the way to 24α with elevators reaching up to highest of 24α's high-rises and down to the lowest of 24θ's subterranean worker housing. Yes, the 24ξ Ultramart is truly one of the biggest stores in the Allied Markets and it feeds the people of countless sectors.

As the morning shopping wave begins to accelerate there is now a small hole in the side of the behemoth. Customers rush frantically to the exits as the building begins to lock down, while the employees hold their breath and a small heavily armed militia enters the breach. The militia engages in a brief fire fight with security, but soon overtakes them. As the employees watch through the cameras from the panic rooms it becomes clear that the militia means to burn the market to the ground.

Before they can light a match though, the infiltrated region begins to fill with gas. Cabbages, racks, skin, uniforms, and customers alike begin to sizzle as the chemicals slowly burn them. The militia attempts to make an escape, but it appears the breach has been sealed off. This wasn't the first attack on FreshCo., and it certainly won't be the last, and like all who came before them this militia has learned that to fight the corprate giant they literally need to be made of tougher stuff. As the organics writhe in agony on the floor screaming, their inorganic comrades desperately fight off the second wave of security forces while trying to open another hole in the wall, floor, ceiling, anything really.

When they finally break back through, they grab whatever organics they can carry—though a few fall after being a bit too ambitious in their rescue efforts—and once out of the breach the send a message "blow it" to their comrades in 24λ. The burning shoppers and fallen militia forget about the pain for a moment, because it's as if someone turned the gravity off. The store falls 7 sectors down to 24ξ where to the shock of the fleeing militia it bounces. the force of the shock shakes Development 24 and buildings begin to fall away around it, but the store bounces up again, reaches its peak, and begins to slowly ascend up the massive concrete apartment blocks adjacent to it. It seems the structural plans for the building were a red herring meant to stop any would be terrorists from inflicting serious harm—on the building anyway. Development 24 lies in ruins, but FreshCo. Grocers 24ξ Ultramart stands as tall as it did in the beginning of foggy morning. Helicopters approach to clean up the survivors and obtain the bodies as the broken militia runs.

Model 32Kες4C did not build an empire on weak foundations.

Surd and Cianlandia

New mordor of stupidness

Time for nukes boys

Free market buisnesses and Moaning Lisa

New mordor of stupidness

Greater east portage wrote:This just in straight from New Klamazia City, after the recent rise in DEFCON and nuclear stockpiles enlargening in neighboring regions, the nation of Greater East Portage has announced it's entrance into the nuclear race. Using knowledge from our non-nuclear superweapons, we are already ahead of most nations even though we just started. Good luck to you all, and may the good graces of TECHNOLOGY save you from MAD.

Our nation is also quite ahead in Nuclear technology with ourselves being a nuclear power

Free market buisnesses and Greater east portage

Greater east portage

New mordor of stupidness wrote:Our nation is also quite ahead in Nuclear technology with ourselves being a nuclear power

may your nation dish out more nuclear strikes than it recieves

Free market buisnesses and Moaning Lisa

New mordor of stupidness

Greater east portage wrote:may your nation dish out more nuclear strikes than it recieves

It will

Free market buisnesses

Free market buisnesses

The FMB foreign management happy fun time co-op is happy to inform you that FreshCo. Grocers is having a blow out sale on learning cadavers and transplant organs! Additionally, too account for recent unforeseen infrastructure issues, FreshCo. Grocers is now providing delivery by drone free of charge for residents surrounding the 24 sectors! Your won't find fresher than FreshCo.!

Also, the new Union of Independent Grocers are asking for international support for breaking FreshCo. Grocers's brutal monopoly over the Allied Markets domestic food sale industry! Down with the tyrants of FreshCo.!

Treadwellia wrote:You have puppets of Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius? Do you use them in plays for sick children?

Your actually quite the icon in bobbersonia and have much influence here

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, Free market buisnesses, and Moaning Lisa

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