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The gnome listened silently. He was silent, lifeless. Sitting on his stool facing the bar, an empty glass of beer in front of him.
Confederate cuba and The Peanut Feast
Ugh, my head. I'll have a beer... (Is back to normal)
I didn't know we had a garden. What possible horrors could we be growing there? Anything scavengeable?
(nice choice for a traveling nation, by the way)
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Traveling garden gnome
Pours several glasses, handing one to the patron with a nod.
It happens.
Hands them a glass of coffee.
Clunks their coffee cup onto the counter annoyed before stalking to the back and grabbing the closest bottle of what should probably be beer or beer like.
Enjoy.
Returns to their warm glass.
*The friendly Canadadian sits down next to the gnome*
How you doin, eh?
The gnome looked at the bar one last time and promised himself to come back for a drink. Then he disappeared and his stool remained empty.
Thanks... I have a weird taste for flesh... that's not a order ... Just saying.
*sips beer* ... And no I'm not interested in flesh either
The weekend poetry contest is over. It appears I'm judging. There are some good entries even if they don't all view zombies as friends.
In third place:
Second place goes to:
And the winner:
Congrats Zany Zanes. Let us know if you'll be judging next and what you want to see.
Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Jehovahs witness, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherThe Peanut Feast
... but what do I do with this blood?
Whatever you want. I find gathering a bucket of blood and dumping it on a prom queen to be quite entertaining.
Zany Zanes, East lodge, YouTube Inc, The Grimm Reaper, and 1 otherThe Peanut Feast
Hey! Stop hitting on the garden ornaments!
Hope your insurance is paid up.
*looks at phone*
im sure mr america wont notice i did'nt pay my obama care...
Frightened away? Perhaps he just wasn’t prepared Ms. Maple Hockey Canadia?
No one is prepared for Maple Hockey Canadia--not even Maple Hockey Canadia hirself.
Well yeah that's fun too. I'm feeling a little woozy from it but uknow that's okay ush
I snbs slzna dbsleep
Bkel liquid is ba
I’m alive again so that’s good... right?
You're not wrong
No one can prepare themselves for Cnananadad
Especially in the wintertime
*Evil laughter*
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, YouTube Inc, Duncan the delivery doggo, and 1 otherThe Peanut Feast
Reappears on the Bar.
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Duncan the delivery doggo, and 1 otherConsuela de la Morrela
Looks up from their nap.
Oh, really? I won?
Stretches like a cat, popping their joints satisfyingly.
Thank you, I accept the ...honor. Next week we should do something fun. I'm in a mood, let's try humorous poetry. I won't strictly regulate the topics, but bonus points to anyone who makes me laugh. Points taken away for death or pickles, I've had enough of both for the week.
Zombie Penguins, East lodge, and Duncan the delivery doggo
Stares at it suspicious, everyone in the bar knows not to trust water.
Zombie Penguins, East lodge, The Grimm Reaper, Jason Vo0rhees, and 2 othersDuncan the delivery doggo, and Consuela de la Morrela
Hot dam
There once was an ugly barnacle
The ugly barnacle was so ugly that he died
The end!
... I would rather drink bleach.
I've been working on stuff for a while and I'm tired.
My friends are too busy to talk and I'm filling the silence with work.
It'll be okay but still it's stressful.
School is weird and it's jn the way of a lot but I still like it I guess.
I want to continue my extra studies and languages but I can't find the time just yet. I've been focusing on my store lately just figuring that out.
I'm going to go to the dentist on the 11th and if I have to get dental work I'll be loopy and I'll reveal all my secrets. I'm praying to my gods that won't happen. I guess I have to beg for twilight anesthesia.
I feel like I need a partner but I don't want one and no one wants me so that's alright. I still want someone to love me tho. I want to see my friends but they live all over the world. My cats get into trouble and I can't be there to save them all the time. My cat's getting fixed tomorrow and I have no idea when or what the day would look like. I need routine so I can relax and I haven't been able to do anything from that routine lately. I have to make a new routine and I don't like it, but it's okay. I don't like what I do during the day before I go to work and honestly work is happier than at the house. And I work in retail as a cashier during holiday season.
I want to watch some movies and take a bath. Did you know that people who take long warm baths get warmth from the baths instead of human contact because they're lonely? And this is why I don't want to take a long warm bath. I want to go back in time but I can't, and I want to be in the future but I have to make it.
You got any advice for this feeling? Is this a quarter life crisis?
Zany Zanes and Duncan the delivery doggo
Grabs a mug and pours some tea for two. It's strong and flavorful, something familiar and pleasant, but faint the way a bout of nostalgia on a rainy day leaves you feeling when it drifts away.
I get the fear for your cats. I've recently had a bunch of cats fixed, they were fine, if a little loopy for the day. I'm sure yours will be okay and if you have questions the veterinarians are usually cool enough to answer them. As for your friends, they are probably feeling pretty similarly, it's hard to find the time, the energy to put into things, to keep up on important friendships. There's no easy way around that, just sending them messages and keeping up with them when you can and hoping they do the same. And while people drift away there's always the opportunity of people drifting in too. People you might meet that you may even feel more connected to.
Your struggle with routine is super relatable. Routine is difficult, but it's good you know what you need. It's the first step to working on it. Just make sure it suits you, add things you enjoy, make time to do things that help you feel more like yourself, whatever that may be. Personally, I could stand to take that advice honestly, but I try to make time for it all. It's important.
Did you know hot baths boost your immune system? They also help your heart and your sleep patterns. Enjoy a bath. It's okay to feel lonely. The future comes eventually and hopefully it will have people by your side that help that feeling go away.
Aside from "wait, it gets better, I promise" I don't have any advice. But I am here to offer a metaphysical drink and a listening ear if you want to chat.
And, just because it's important and I think it should be mentioned, it's never a bad idea to consider mental health resources. Sometimes life gets difficult and it's good to have someone trained in dealing with it in our corner. But that's always up to the individual of course.
Duncan the delivery doggo and Consuela de la Morrela
Oh damn!
Haven't seen this one in a while
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