The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Definitely toby wrote:

I want to find something newI. Let me think about it... It'll be like 2 minutes

*Sets the timer*

Zany Zanes wrote:

Slips what is totally not the fulfilment of a bribe in Brocklandia's direction.
Thank you, I will cherish this third place multi-way tie forever!

As well you should!--And thanks for the ... "contribution."

retreats to the shelf and goes to take a nap

my tail starts curled on the shelf, but it falls and hangs as I fall asleep

Zany Zanes wrote:

Watching them with a tilted head.

Mm...I don't know. It's pretty normal to do a weird thing here or there. What else you got?

I have a patch of blonde hair on the back of my head that I didn’t dye and multicoloured eyes.

Definitely toby wrote:

retreats to the shelf and goes to take a nap

my tail starts curled on the shelf, but it falls and hangs as I fall asleep

Hey! wake up!
wait you have a tail?
what animal

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:

what?

that's what you said

Zombie ducks wrote:

I was saying in my real life, not the roleplay here.

Puts away the Big Book of Birds and pulls out a notepad.

I see...and is this "real life" here with us listening now?

snores and moves in my sleep on the shelf I found on the wall

falls off again but doesn't break anything, because of the rubber bones I now posses

Zany Zanes wrote:

Scribbles something in the notepad.

Of course! I was just checking. And how have you been feeling lately? Calm? Lucid? None of the above?

climbs on the table/bar, overhearing the conversation

They've been appearing kinda jaded and unwell. Also been happy! Calm moments! Sad moments! All of the above!

Life makes you feel everything... ...especially when you're a group of zombie ducks.

I feel... bad... like very... very... bad. And sleep makes me feel better. Hope you feel better, Zombie Ducks!

goes upstairs through a hole in the ceiling like a rat

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:

[Flys over and walks on the Notepad leaving red talon marks on one of the pages]
[Flys away]

Will someone please stop the birds from getting their feet in the catsup?

Brocklandia wrote:

A rubber demon-goat? Your family reunions must be really amusing.

Shshshshut up

The- idk what kind of animal I'm supposed to be.

The rubber thing was a spell and you were there!

The ceiling broke again. I was standing on the floor and it just crumbled...

I couldn't read the odd noodle language, so I guess it was saying not to step on the floor???

Brocklandia wrote:

Have you looked into the possibility that you may be a rubber demon elephant instead?

No...?

Explain? Am not elephant??

I think I'm a mix between a bull and a ram. Maybe... AncestryDNA doesn't help. In fact, I got a few emails and letters about how my dna was "oddly suspicious" and "will take more time to analyze" and "your DNA appears to contain non-human matter, and we are sending another test your way to get better results...?"

So idk. The system needs to catch up.

It should work on me! I'm not that different!