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Duncan the delivery doggo

YouTube Inc wrote:ah yes but what if it was the sink taps?

we could have infinte vodka! think of the possibilty!
I COULD BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME!!

Woof woof! (Translation) At least its not maple syrup!

Brocklandia and Tercania islands

ok

Yeah, hi can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Brocklandia, Tercania islands, and Duncan the delivery doggo

Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:Yeah, hi can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*Gives you an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* Wooof woof (Translation) Here ye go.

Tercania islands

Prusmia wrote:Yeah, hi can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what flavor of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tercania islands

Arcticfoxxo wrote:what flavor of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tercania islands and Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what kind of Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. theres a variety of flavors for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh called Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tercania islands

Arcticfoxxo wrote:what kind of Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. theres a variety of flavors for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh called Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'll take Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tercania islands

YouTube Inc wrote:ah yes but what if it was the sink taps?

Those are self-cleaning ... mostly because the tap water is caustic enough to disintegrate the taps every couple of days and we have to replace the plumbing. This is yet another reason our tap water is considered one of our deadliest drinks.

Of course, it's non-alcoholic, so few customers ever order it. Just as well--the meat locker has been filling up with bodies lately.

YouTube Inc wrote:I COULD BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME!!

That might be one explanation, yes.

Tercania islands

Zombie Penguins wrote:An ode to 3rd place

I asked before Brock
In a haiku, not an ode
But give me third place

I have no protests. I've not entered a poem this week ... which doesn't always prevent me from begging for demanding Third Place, but this week I haven't done that either yet.

Zombie Penguins and Tercania islands

Tercania islands

Following new legislation in my nation, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
I love democracy.

Jehovahs witness

The Witness awakens and looks around sleepily, then slaps their latest poem on the counter before drifting off to a nap again.

Isn't it a shame
When your plans go wrong
When your goodly mission's thwarted
By a ghastly siren's song

It's rather easy to predict
When their first wall will fall
They get that look in their eye
That tells me they fell thrall

Spread a message or two
Intended to ensnare their soul
Lace them with liquid happiness
And make it their life's goal

They speak of good health and temper
But they want to feel good instead
So they drink from my cups
Till their conviction's dead

A dash of alcohol
Some sugar and spice
Some choice processed ingredients
Now they'll only ever feel nice

Tercania islands and PR Megaforce

Tercania islands wrote:Following new legislation in my nation, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
I love democracy.

dont even know why i can still legislate, I abolished marriage, made every drug recreational, and my crime rate is only low cause I legalized half of it, theres no courts or prisons, and police can just beat the crap out of whoever they want

Tercania islands

Tercania islands

Arcticfoxxo wrote:Don't even know why i can still legislate, I abolished marriage, made every drug recreational, and my crime rate is only low cause I legalized half of it, there's no courts or prisons, and police can just beat the crap out of whoever they want

You can do so much more than that. You could be a nation that outlawed clothes and sacrifices to the mandatory nuclear waste god but at the same time have record high economic prowess. The possibilities are endless.

New natormy travelers

4 teenagers who look to be the same age simply materialize out of thin air. Looking bewildered, they stare at the beautiful field of grass and sparsely spread flowers and take deep breaths of fresh air.

The shortest one is the first to speak. With her voice muffled by a pastel yellow papier-mâché full-face mask (and a small blue heart being held by two cartoonish hands that were hastily drawn with glitter glue on her forehead) it was slightly hard to hear her.
"Oh my gosh that actually worked," she giggles with glee.
Another nudges the girl lightly. "Ichika, we have an audience."
"Oh."the girl clears her throat, and turns to the nations waiting there rather confused.
"Hello, and congratulations you just witnessed an experiment. My fellow travelers and I are researching a cure for the Rantsar virus, one that inhabits your body and slowly decompose it into it's oil-like substance you can find in corpses of the deceased. Please do not worry, the Rantsar hasn't spread much, it is slow traveling but lethal. "

A taller girl steps forward and adjusts her olive green full-face mask. "We will stay here for 7 days, then move to another region to perform medical research similar to what we are doing right now. We are currently traveling with Tuskena as well, if that is okay. "

With a snap of the shorter girl's fingers, a wrapped package whisks forward and drops softly into the sun-soaked grass.
"We offer our best prototype of our cure as a peace offering. Thank you for your time."

The two turn back to their friends, then begins setting up a tent with great difficulty.

A small child pops their head out of a tent before reading that visitors need to buy a drink.

"Do you have apple juice? Can I have some?"

Zombie Penguins, Tercania islands, and YouTube Inc

Kissinger-Monroe,

Although I am aware of your region's sonnet competition, I wasn't aware it was reoccurring. I remember the post containing a dispatch with three forms; Petrarchan, Shakespearean, and Spenserian. Mine was a stab at a Miltonian. (And enjabment)

I will post another sonnet again using one of the dispatch forms. I will try for a better volta, then. Yet for now, the sonnet you have quoted exists solely to exist. I hope you'll enjoy my next one.

-Lady Vera

Kissinger-Monroe, Zombie Penguins, and Tercania islands

Hey, where are y'alls bathrooms. After that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my stomach is a bit rumbly.

Tercania islands

how yall doing?
life got ya down...

me too

Tercania islands

Translated from Tusken:

A Meridian class starship enters the atmosphere, the word Seraph written on the side in red. It lands in a large open desert, and about 200 Banthas slowly walk out. A large camp of Tusken Raiders is soon formed, and th begin to document the surrounding area. A Raider with a crimson ribbon around his head sends a message out into the region:

"My name is Urrorr'okur'arhr, chief of the Nomads of Tuskena. My people will stay here for seven cycles and record whatever takes place in that time. At the end of the seven cycles we will move on."

The transmission ends and he goes back to unloading his things, and his family's.

Zombie Penguins and New natormy travelers

Tuskena wrote:Translated from Tusken:

A Meridian class starship enters the atmosphere, the word Seraph written on the side in red. It lands in a large open desert, and about 200 Banthas slowly walk out. A large camp of Tusken Raiders is soon formed, and th begin to document the surrounding area. A Raider with a crimson ribbon around his head sends a message out into the region:

"My name is Urrorr'okur'arhr, chief of the Nomads of Tuskena. My people will stay here for seven cycles and record whatever takes place in that time. At the end of the seven cycles we will move on."

The transmission ends and he goes back to unloading his things, and his family's.

Hi hello welcome to the same bar that has YT in it;
expected nudity, drinking, potery, occasional existential crisis, the anti german-German Peoples Party of Germany against germans and to die of food poisoning before being resurrected by a dog and sent away.

Tuskena and New natormy travelers

Arcticfoxxo wrote:dont even know why i can still legislate, I abolished marriage, made every drug recreational, and my crime rate is only low cause I legalized half of it, theres no courts or prisons, and police can just beat the crap out of whoever they want

Sounds like scenic downtown Detroit.

The only thing you have left to do is declare war on your own citizens and order your defense forces to blow your country off the map.

Prusmia wrote:Hey, where are y'alls bathrooms. After that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my stomach is a bit rumbly.

Down that hall, second door on your left, just past the stomach pumps.

Tuskena wrote:A Raider with a crimson ribbon around his head

Oh, squeal! We're being visited by Steven Van Zandt, circa 1985! Hey, Little Steven, I'm a huge fan--Do you think you can get me Bruce Springsteen's autograph?

Tuskena

New natormy travelers wrote:A small child pops their head out of a tent before reading that visitors need to buy a drink.
"Do you have apple juice? Can I have some?"[/i]

Here you go: A round of apple juice for you. Congratulations on choosing one of the least-toxic drinks we serve.

New natormy travelers

Tercania islands wrote:You could be a nation that outlawed clothes and sacrifices to the mandatory nuclear waste god but at the same time have record high economic prowess. The possibilities are endless.

Why are you telling Arcticfoxxo to be me? Doesn't ze have enough problems already?

Tercania islands

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