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I live in Atlanta--humidity is a way of life. If the temperature and humidity aren't both in the mid-90s, I ain't happy.
Zany Zanes, Nekojin, Consuela de la Morrela, Alta Sil, and 1 otherDefinitely toby
Aw yeah! Well have a nice spa day.
smells like a dirty soaking dog
I KNEW IT!! I GUESSED GEORGIA. I WAS RIGHT!
Did you know I have a map of Georgia from the library? Yeah I wanna travel, so I'm collecting them. I even got a map of Jerusalem, and I felt my heritage in it. I wanna goooo eveveerrryyywherrrreeee
I'm a boxer. Not professionally, but I love punching stuff. It feels so natural to me.
Much easier than swords. We're a family of sword fighters and kickboxers, and I am sht with a sword.
Guns would be an interesting addition to the mix. I feel my sister is gonna be the gunslinger. She's 4 I mean 5 and she is...
A lot. Too much. This kid loves guns.
My sympathies
Ah, I live in southern Arizona, and am much the same way. I like it when it's 100-110.
I have a love/hate relationship with humidity though. It messes with my hair, however the humid season is good for my garden.
Wrinkles her nose at the stench
Alright, which scent do you prefer? I've got one scent called 'Raspberry Coconut Cream Sundae Slowly Melting on the Hot, Hot, Sand' or.. There's 'Cotton'
Pricane and Alta Sil
Zany Zanes and Definitely toby
*Somehow starts sipping ale again*
Praise be
*Raises glass*
Thick-Billed Longspur and Definitely toby
Idk um. Don't know much about swords brb.
Apparently it is called "dying". Um. Idk. Swords.
praise be
I think I like Raspberry Coconut Cream Sundae Slowly Melting on the Hot Hot Sand.
If you want to use that.
You realize there are other Atlantas, right? But, yes, the Georgia one.
Yeah, don't hold it against me.
Zany Zanes and Definitely toby
I knew it. Northern New Jersey is practically Canada. You're practically Canadian.
(I lived in Morristown, NJ for a couple of years.)
You said act and I went "south". And then I was wondering "where in the south?" I think Georgia. They act kinda Georgia. Not Tennessee, but I got Tennessee vibes. Tennessee is its own realm in time and space.
"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49"
This is what the mods gave me when I had a spicy motto
Gonna change it now. Just wanted to immortalize this lmao.
Helloooo, Can I buy all of the drinks from the menu?
If that time is 1913, then you're right.
I forget which Founding Father was famous for saying "Democracy should be more than two wolves and a sheep deciding on whats for dinner."
"Could"? Yes, you could. But why would you? That's gonna be expensive, it's be dangerous to the space-time continuum, and your liver will probably start kicking you in the stomach before you get a quarter of the way through. Why don't you just sign up to about four hours on the stomach pump and we'll call it done.
Zany Zanes, Confederate cuba, Consuela de la Morrela, Alta Sil, and 1 otherDefinitely toby
James Bovard apparently
Hey, since the drinks turned me orange, covered in mouths, tentacles, and flippers, what else is gonna happen?
Do I have to paint myself everyday, or can I just be purple?
If I turn into a freaky monster, I'm becoming a minor to major deity at the bar.
I want to hear praise be. when I'm mentioned. Like with Cthulhu - praise be. - and not just
"That's a demon who got turned into a flipper tentacle mouth man. He named himself Toby, and we usually tell him to stop doing things. We often use this spray bottle to get him to stop trying to be an incubus or whatever he's doing right now. He climbs the walls, and probably won't bite you, unless you put your hand in his mouth."
I'm like an unhinged pet cat.
But man, I want something to drink... like spicy v8.
No, apparently not, at least not if we can believe the Interwebs, and we're both wrong. An online encyclopedia of quotations says:
- "Although it has often been credited (since about 2000) to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), he never said it. [...] 'Democracy is two wolves and a lamb, voting on what to have for lunch' was printed in the journal Nomos: Studies in Spontaneous Order in 1987. Authorship is unknown."
Alta Sil and Definitely toby
Did something behind the main bar just say "Let's find out"?
We have plenty of freaky monsters roaming about the premises. You'll have to try harder to become a deity, major or minor. Have you thought about starting a cult? That's a really quick way to get yourself declared a deity ... or a target of a tax fraud investigation.
Not that I'm speaking from personal experience, at least not while the investigation is still pending.
Why would you put hinges on a cat? That would probably annoy the heck out of the cat, and you'd end up hospitalized for stitches.
Here you go: one spicy V-8. It's like regular V-8, but I mixed in some of Cheffy's private stock of howling banshee peppers and some oily drippings from the air-conditioner, which is always my go-to spicer-upper. Drink up, before it eats through the glass, the table, the floor, and sinks into the earth's crust to open a singularity hole somewhere near the molten core.
Alta Sil and Definitely toby
I can do it, and nothing will stop me. Now give me your barrels and let me devour it all! Where do I sign up?
I’d prefer not to be cooked alive, which is why I tend to keep my distance from the kitchen doors.
You’d love it here in Texas then, we’re already there! You can heatstroke to your heart’s desire, not that I’d accuse you of having a heart of course.
And to think it’s not even summer yet…
I submit two poems that are similar yet opposite in nature for I could not decide which to present to your judgeliness.
Flames
Once furious, fierce
Flaring, flickering, fleeting
Now lie dormant
Heartache
For the more romantic audience, a prequel:
Flames
Fervent, frenzied
Beating, burning, blazing
The fires of passion roar
Love
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