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i-, that is an X3-S, Flame tank, it does not contain anything from the bar
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
Well, hurrah!--Or "well, dang," depending on your perspective--your nether-parts shall remain un-flamehrower'ed ... for now.
Thank you, judge of wisdom and artistic discernment!
Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa
And that stops me from using administrative overreach to try to claim all the expensive parts how exactly?
Ambrossa and Thick-Billed Longspur
I totally didn't do it with the concern of keeping said "nether-parts"
Suuuuurrre!
Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, Ambrossa, and Thick-Billed Longspur
Not how that works when you're a HeRMiTTT!!
I'm on earth at the moment. It won't last too long, however.
Thats an insult there... almost as insulting as... being alone I guess...
I'm gonna take the cash register btw.
Brocklandia, YouTube Inc, The Grimm Reaper, and Ambrossa
WOOT woot!!
*Hops around, flailing hands wildly*
I WON!
So, uuh... What's that mean?
...and why are you alls lookin' at me like I just resigned my soul to the devil?
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Ambrossa, and 1 otherThick-Billed Longspur
You don't have to justify why you gave me Third Place, as long as you gave me Third Place. Motivations are the sort of thing you should take up with a therapist or a defense lawyer.
Now, doesn't my new Third Place trophy look good on my shelf?
We assumed you'd sold your soul eons ago. We're all looking at you because you're making vague mouth-like noises and you're not the Bar's jukebox. I mean, how do we unplug you?
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Sideways silas
It means you get to judge the next contest. You can choose a poetry style and theme if you want. Let us know.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Sideways silas, and Ambrossa
Drunkndisorderly, The Grimm Reaper, and Ambrossa
Announcing Cheffy's latest lunch special creation: Sabretoothed burritos con carne! Get 'em while they're still twitching. Order up!
Drunkndisorderly, YouTube Inc, Zombie Dog, Consuela de la Morrela, and 1 otherAmbrossa
They are gone. In my stomach. They were so good yet I fear my life now…
Hey, you think that stops any of us from eating it, being in your stomach doesn't mean it's not edible.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Ambrossa
Hey, eh
How you doin everybody
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, The road crew, and Ambrossa
*takes cash register assuming you have something that isn't technological*
You realize the register is empty, right?
Zany Zanes, Pricane, Consuela de la Morrela, The road crew, and 1 otherThick-Billed Longspur
As well you should. Do you think two stomach pumps will be enough, or do you want to reserve all four?
Zany Zanes, The road crew, and Ambrossa
Hermit? What’s that?
Pricane, The road crew, Ambrossa, and Thick-Billed Longspur
A type of really cute little crab. They're delicious in stews.
Zany Zanes, The road crew, and Ambrossa
Hey sounds fun!
How's about some poems about breathing... Or why we should all fear the sun?
I'll let you all choose which prompt to use
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Ambrossa
Honestly robbing this bar is a mistake
You’d probably walk out of this bar with less money than you walked in with, plus some debt.
But at least you could get some maple syrup while you’re at it, eh
Zany Zanes, The road crew, and Ambrossa
Sure, if the maple syrup doesn't cause more debt. You usually have to pay for it, and if you put the syrup in your pocket with the rest of your money, it will render that money unusable.
Unusable anywhere except in Canada or Vermont, which is pretty much the same as unusable everywhere.
Zany Zanes and Ambrossa
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