Lazarus Board

The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic

Custadia wrote:

Can I just quickly verify, you are aware that you are aware that your flag is a fascist symbol, right?

That's because the government of this UK is fascist.

Delta Vega IV and Arclandia

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

The April Fools event has begin.

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, The republic of glasgow, Arclandia, and 1 otherMoaning Lisa

Reject Womble accounts, drive back the menace!

The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

Cossack Peoples wrote:

Reject Womble accounts, drive back the menace!

Charge under the banner of MMPH!

Delta Vega IV and Arclandia

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One of our own, Nucular is fairing well; #7 on the leaderboard as I read it now

The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic

Cossack Peoples wrote:

One of our own, Nucular is fairing well; #7 on the leaderboard as I read it now

The board is switching every few minutes at the moment, it likely won't stabilise for a few hours yet.

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

The New California Republic wrote:

The board is switching every few minutes at the moment, it likely won't stabilise for a few hours yet.

Hence I added, "as I read it now"

Faxion

Gamer moment

Furutani heavenly host hat shrine llc

The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major

It is sometimes regrettable that nothing ever stays the same.

My province is somehow lightyears ahead of me in the April Fools contest. WTF. Is there any rhyme or reason to how nations are scored?

Cianlandia

Cossack Peoples wrote:

”Chemical weapons. That’s right, if the rampant looting and murder in our capital and across the cities of the FRCP was not enough, these so-called Federal Opposition Bloc jackals have gone so far as to use weapons of mass destruction upon the very citizenry of the Federal Republic! Truly, they can go no lower. Let us hope that Principle Chairman Smirnov, once these devils are beaten back to the Vernyhora Sea, makes sure that they are persecuted to the fullest extent of the Federal Republic-- because the government is the law.”

“Thank you, Volodymyr. Next, we’ll have some primary sources on for an interview-- that’s right, some brave men and women in our honorable armed forces that have returned from fighting this insurrectionist menace. Please welcome, Kazaks Protsenko and Volynets! Hey-- what are you doing?! Unhand me--”

Support for the Federally Commissioned Public Radio (FCPR) is made possible from taxpayers like you-- pay your taxes, and get the best in news!

“Greetings, my countrymen. My name is Josyp Protsenko, and I speak on behalf of the Cossack Federal Opposition Bloc to bring you the real news. The real news is that Afonasei Smirnov detained the real Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov in a faraway facility under the guise of medical problems to seize power illegally. Smirnov knowingly instigated the South Seas War, leading to the deaths of 15,000 Cossacks. Smirnov, being the only one with access to the strategic reserves, gave the order for chemical weapons to be used on Cossack civilians and in doing so shows no indication of any moral substance.”

“This is Volynets, Mladshy Uryadnik, and as the Cossack Federal Opposition Bloc has seized this broadcasting station we hope to provide Cossack citizens with a more friendly, truthful approach to the news of the war that is untouched by the malignant forces of Smirnov and the Cossack Intelligence. That is all for now while we write and record the program. Good day.”

So TLDR, you just had a civil war wreck your own capital? Nice. Well, I'd love to get back into the regional RP, don't be afraid to send some refugees towards the Unending Empire of Cianlandia. We've always room for more taxpayers.

Treadwellia wrote:

Charge under the banner of MMPH!

ÓĐINN Á YĐR ALLA!

New vedan

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

What's the event?

Aguaria Major wrote:

My province is somehow lightyears ahead of me in the April Fools contest. WTF. Is there any rhyme or reason to how nations are scored?

Click bütton

Cianlandia wrote:

I've been meaning to go over the refugee predicament in more detail; I believe in the little post schedule I've lain out that's after the one up next. I'll be sure to include mentions of all the nations fleeing Cossacks thought were better than the situation in the FRCP.

New vedan

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Cossack Peoples wrote:

Click bütton
I've been meaning to go over the refugee predicament in more detail; I believe in the little post schedule I've lain out that's after the one up next. I'll be sure to include mentions of all the nations fleeing Cossacks thought were better than the situation in the FRCP.

Oh yea you sent me refugees didnt you? I meant to respond to that but I dont think I ever found the time. Let me fix that real quick.

"This refugee situation is getting out of control" the emperor mused over his wine. "Theres simply too many of them now, they keep flowing across our borders and draining our recorces. And if that wernt enough they wont stop trying to kill each other over which side of the war they support. Our police are so busy stopping drunk Cossacks from fighting one another that they cant focus on stopping other Cossacks from shoplifting. The citizens hate them and so do I. There has to be a solution to this mess."

"What if we picked a side and helped them take control of the FRCP? Then we could have a friendly neighbor that can take all of its citizens back, even if they dont want to go." General Vanek replied.

"And who would you have us support?"

"Whichever side has the best chance of winning."

"Hmmm you know that's not a bad idea, fetch somebody that has a good idea of what's going on and get them to write an analysis for me so I can decide who to support."

"It shall be done my emperor."

Cossack Peoples

New vedan

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

Custadia wrote:

Can I just quickly verify, you are aware that you are aware that your flag is a fascist symbol, right?

The isles of great britain and ireland wrote:

That's because the government of this UK is fascist.

I've never seen that flag before. What group exactly does it represent?

The republic of glasgow

New vedan wrote:

I've never seen that flag before. What group exactly does it represent?

The Mosleyites, I believe

The isles of great britain and ireland

The Golden Realm of Hraban

New vedan wrote:

I've never seen that flag before. What group exactly does it represent?

The lightning bolt was used by the British Union of Fascists, a short-lived Nazi-aligned party that existed in the run up to and during WW2.

According to the Stately app I am now a "Suspiciously Conservative Democracy"... Ignoring the fact that I am both an Autocracy and a Monarchy. I am about as democratic as France before the French revolution lmao

The isles of great britain and ireland

Hraban wrote:

Let them eat cake!

The Golden Realm of Hraban

The Golden Realm of Hraban

The isles of great britain and ireland wrote:

Let them eat cake!

Considering that my average tax rate is like 95% they probably are the cake which is why my death via disappearance is so how

The republic of glasgow and The isles of great britain and ireland

The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia

Come to think of it, my black market might come from people committing tax evasion.

The republic of glasgow and The isles of great britain and ireland

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The isles of great britain and ireland wrote:

Let them eat cake!

Tubbius the Rotund and Mrs. Tubbius love cake. In fact, Her Maternity, cradling Her great middle while rocking gently in one of the royal nursery's rocking chairs, hrm hrms an urgent demand for cake this very instant. Her being magically tied to all pregnant mothers in Treadwellia brings on amazingly powerful cravings quite often, so His Heftiness certainly knows to oblige them.

Granted, He certainly doesn't mind indulging in beloved sweets, either. The Two Tubbies do have Their great girths to maintain, after all.

Delta Vega IV, Demonos, DaPiFanatic, Moaning Lisa, and 1 otherVeautopia

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The isles of great britain and ireland