Religion in the Happyland Ranch?

No there's no need for it just insanity is our greatest belief!

Do we believe in a deity?

Not exactly, we believe that we are all the denizens of this current state.

Does death exist?

Nope, it's just an illusion death is not the end.

Does Happyland Ranch believe in Heaven and Hell?

This is a definite no and also sin is not a concept that we have either there is no such thing as good or bad in Happyland Ranch.

What is religion?

Religion is not found in our dictionary.

Why do we need religion?

There's no real need for it other than to bring our self-destructive nature to a halt. 

Why do you need religion?

Because you're crazy.

What are your most controversial beliefs?

We are already spirits trapped in this world, next question.

What's the purpose of life?

We forgot how to be alive.

What do you believe in? 

Hmmm, we believe in this place called HappyLand Ranch. 

What do you do on this ranch?

We believe in being insane and uncouth.

What are your plans for the future?

We are going to remain here for the rest of our existence.