Religion in the Happyland Ranch?

[b]Religion in our world?[/b]

No there's no need for it just insanity is our greatest belief!

[b]Do we believe in a deity?[/b]

Not exactly, we believe that we are all the denizens of this current state.

[b]Does death exist?[/b]

Nope, it's just an illusion death is not the end.

[b]Does Happyland Ranch believe in Heaven and Hell?[/b]

This is a definite no and also sin is not a concept that we have either there is no such thing as good or bad in Happyland Ranch.

[b]What is religion?[/b]

Religion is not found in our dictionary.

[b]Why do we need religion?[/b]

There's no real need for it other than to bring our self-destructive nature to a halt. 

[b]Why do you need religion?[/b]

Because you're crazy.

[b]What are your most controversial beliefs?[/b]

We are already spirits trapped in this world, next question.

[b]What's the purpose of life?[/b]

We forgot how to be alive.

[b]What do you believe in?[/b] 

Hmmm, we believe in this place called HappyLand Ranch. 

[b]What do you do on this ranch?[/b]

We believe in being insane and uncouth.

[b]What are your plans for the future?[/b]

We are going to remain here for the rest of our existence.