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1.86 Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover's trades...

Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover's Deck

Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover has 14 cards. Value...

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“All praise Bob the (insert number here)!!!!!!”
Largest Populations: 175th Largest Black Market: 291st Largest Mining Sector: 495th
34.293 billion Bobites. Smutty television, vat-grown people, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Living the virtues of God and values of our ancestors.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 832nd Lowest Crime Rates: 853rd Most Devout: 1,404th
15.064 billion Turks. Keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“http://s4.zetaboards.com/EquinoxNS/index/”
Largest Black Market: 4,050th Largest Populations: 4,187th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,674th
20.955 billion Equinoxians. Enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Bang”
Largest Populations: 655th Most Armed: 1,960th Largest Mining Sector: 2,480th
32.694 billion Dohnnrans. Complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We do this not for ourselves, but for our country”
Most Secular: 560th Healthiest Citizens: 579th Largest Information Technology Sector: 864th
10.053 billion Hansdeltanians. National health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets.
Corporate Police State
“Nobody summons Megatron”
Most Pro-Market: 5,905th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,139th Most Extreme: 7,808th
4.049 billion Decepticons. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Tempus fugit in mane”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,241st Most Primitive: 13,631st Nudest: 15,472nd
4.199 billion Dawning of Times. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“*slight concern*”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,951st Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,326th Most Inclusive: 12,884th
6.281 billion Frozen Gunsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare.
Left-wing Utopia
“Please Leave Us Alone”
1.64 billion Highwinds. Free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Peace and security”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,593rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,126th Most Rebellious Youth: 7,966th
2.208 billion Taipingsiluzu. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“For hearth and home.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,019th Highest Drug Use: 10,504th Best Weather: 15,750th
2.069 billion Lanomirans. Frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Umbrella is the Masters of the world”
1.382 billion Umbrella United corporationians. State-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Lofi Hip Hop Radio 24/7 🎧 Chill Gaming / Study Beats”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,795th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,273rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,290th
1.613 billion listeners. Irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“This is totally not a secret spy base. Move along.”
Most Income Equality: 10,569thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,919th
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SEASON TWO