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LEGENDARY CARDS

Corporate Police State
“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th Most Avoided: 8th Fattest Citizens: 12th
34.704 billion Complete Bastards. Strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All Is Paradox, All Is Perspective”
Most Cultured: 122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 410th
23.5b7,767t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Don't underestimate the sneaky sneaky!”
Most Stationary: 8th Largest Populations: 159th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 453rd
34.348 billion Sneaky Bastardians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“I'm John Constantine. I do stupid in spades.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 54th Highest Crime Rates: 91st Most Armed: 103rd
34.344 billion Feorasans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“We Live in the Light of Mother.”
Largest Populations: 6th Most Stationary: 19th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st
35.096 billion Demonessians. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Vis mali! Vis Diaboli!”
33.802 billion demonum. Closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Makes me wonder”
Most Stationary: 2,676th Most Influential: 8,300th Least Corrupt Governments: 10,198th
13.288 billion Magical Mysteryians. Punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“A darker past is something that can't be erased.”
Most Stationary: 1,458th Largest Populations: 4,612th Most Influential: 9,930th
20.147 billion Darker Pastians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“It's a winter wonderland!”
Largest Gambling Industry: 765th Largest Mining Sector: 1,013th Nudest: 1,079th
23.694 billion Icy Manipulatorians. Frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“All the angels sing because you're gonna die!”
Largest Populations: 10,516th Largest Black Market: 10,763rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,944th
13.606 billion Fallen Angels. Triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“God Save the Queen”
Most Stationary: 3,873rd Largest Insurance Industry: 6,294th Largest Mining Sector: 9,514th
12.471 billion Liverpoolians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I expect you to die”
Most Primitive: 18th Most Ignorant Citizens: 28th Most Devout: 58th
3.964 billion Suffering bastards. Ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nos Sunt Unum”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,124th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,006th Most Cultured: 4,342nd
9.888 billion Drexloreans. Smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“My Way Is The Only Way”
Most Stationary: 2,208th Most Authoritarian: 3,662nd Most Extreme: 8,362nd
14.234 billion Arrogant Diplomacyians. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Peccavi!”
Largest Populations: 3,419th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,177th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,267th
22.925 billion Fundamentally Flawedians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Who would Jesus bomb? www.wwjb.com”
Largest Populations: 1,673rd Highest Economic Output: 10,172nd Most Stationary: 10,438th
28.661 billion Really bad choicesians. Daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws.
New York Times Democracy
“For Unity!”
Most Stationary: 7,527th Largest Populations: 12,391st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,083rd
12.666 billion Black Londonians. Burgeoning lion population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I shouldn't have”
Most Stationary: 4,914thLargest Populations: 10,663rdMost Influential: 10,826th
15.1b434t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“灼熱地獄跡”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 779th Highest Drug Use: 798th Nudest: 5,527th
10.323 billion Sieverts. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I'm Castiel, I'm an Angel of the Lord”
Most Armed: 4,256th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,338th Largest Black Market: 4,708th
8.594 billion Angels. Avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obey Or Die”
Most Secular: 1,196th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,050th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,504th
7.634 billion Demon Landians. Parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Magic is Might”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,616th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,995th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,182nd
5.04 billion Arcandisians. Digital currency, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET”
Most Authoritarian: 8,225th Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,648th Most Conservative: 11,714th
2.363 billion Consequences of Poor Decisionsians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“I'm a nasty piece of work... Ask anybody!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,676thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,486th
1.15b91.4t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Ironic, isn't it?”
Most Authoritarian: 1,753rd Most Conservative: 4,792nd Most Extreme: 5,170th
6.505 billion Literally Satanians. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary Evidence”
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,473rd Most Rebellious Youth: 8,192nd Most Secular: 11,134th
9.6 billion Skeptics. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Containing 69 chemicals that are known to cause cancer”
Most Conservative: 6,219th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,238th Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,780th
6.666 billion addicted Cigarette smoking fools. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“In Hoc Signo Vinces”
Largest Mining Sector: 16,289th
6.11b393t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Might Makes Right”
Most Authoritarian: 5,157thMost Conservative: 8,739thMost Extreme: 12,834th
466m11.3t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“All shall burn”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,074thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,707thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,021st
1.02b93.5t
SEASON TWO
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