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Gozer the Tourist's Deck

Gozer the Tourist has 35 cards. Value...

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Terror in war, ornament in peace”
Most Stationary: 2,362ndMost Primitive: 6,785thMost Average: 10,072nd
15.4b903t
Iron Fist Consumerists
“That's amore!”
Most Stationary: 8,124thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,604thLargest Black Market: 13,125th
9.65b427t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,328th Most Pro-Market: 5,419th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,715th
8.837 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,053rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,375th
7.878 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,927th Most Pro-Market: 10,846th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,144th
8.33 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“United in Diversity”
6.641 billion Bothanians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Эй, ухнем! Эй, ухнем!”
Highest Drug Use: 5,140th Most Rebellious Youth: 8,215th Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,456th
8.795 billion Borgeschtistanis. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Give me Kirby delauter”
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,762nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,730th Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,611th
8.43 billion Kirby Delauterians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚”
Highest Crime Rates: 5,155th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,364th Most Pro-Market: 10,611th
7.389 billion Wolves. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Lux Veritas Virtus”
5.045 billion Kutumal XVIIians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“This Motto Space For Sale”
5.294 billion QuietNation11ians. Irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Only those who climb shall prosper”
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,148th Most Primitive: 3,514th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,489th
4.278 billion Xobrians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Income Equality: 1,268th
4.239 billion Gaeslan 388ians. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Income Equality: 1,306th
3.785 billion Gaeslan 420ians. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
New York Times Democracy
“Pride and Industry”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,989th Healthiest Citizens: 4,669th Most Pacifist: 4,974th
3.655 billion Schlosdurians. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I found god, and killed him”
Most Secular: 1,246th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,009th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,078th
2.6 billion Mechanians. Anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Plus Ultra”
Largest Mining Sector: 4,126th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,986th Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,359th
3.166 billion Spaniards. Frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Democratia, Sensibilitate, Libertas”
2.969 billion Alt-Waldenians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Strength Through Freedom”
2.231 billion Free Tow Smurgorderians. Compulsory military service, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Socialists
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Income Equality: 3,810th Most Extreme: 16,805th
2.515 billion Gaeslan 511ians. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“God's Help, the People's Love, Our Strengt”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,070th Most Pro-Market: 12,580th Highest Crime Rates: 15,230th
2.127 billion Seddusians. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“You Can't Stop Progress”
Nicest Citizens: 6,975th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,239th Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,443rd
1.929 billion Republic of New Teprosians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“~”
Nudest: 3,233rd Most Authoritarian: 3,559th Most Conservative: 5,759th
1.658 billion Deviants. Free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Motto...”
689 million Salthians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I do that”
Most Average: 11,609th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,349th
1.564 billion Elatedians. Burgeoning raccoon population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For Faith, Law and King”
3.29b183t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
Most Primitive: 7,205thMost Average: 15,300thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,630th
3.21b143t
SEASON TWO
I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,077thMost Authoritarian: 17,922ndMost Stationary: 18,102nd
7.83b194t
Corrupt Dictatorship
SEASON THREE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Man, some just want to watch your world burn”
Most Income Equality: 1,717thMost Authoritarian: 7,084th
223m1.38t
SEASON TWO
Onwards... To infinite and beyond...
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,912thLargest Retail Industry: 15,763rdLargest Insurance Industry: 26,409th
4.14b230t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
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