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25.04 Gor Kebab's trades...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Our upstream provider did it!”
33.5b40,892t
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
34.599 billion Menelmacari. Public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Explore, Excel, Exceed Expectations”
WA
18.733 billion Cosumarites. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Courage, Knowledge, Compassion”
26.648 billion Belldandy worshippers. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus”
WA
18.024 billion Karlslanders. Otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“stand on your own feet”
WA
10.779 billion Nationalist Republicans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Equality for all sapiant beings, human and non-human.”
11.767 billion Kazaktans. Digital currency, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Three Principles of the People”
WA
30.1b13,249t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Survive and Remember”
10.436 billion Achaians. Pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Man was born to love.”
WA
9.168 billion Wineclaws. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“An Esian never lies.”
7.31b2,047t
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Labor, Strength, Progress”
16.305 billion Polkopians. Keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Pour Dieu et Son Empire”
35.4b7,129t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Vidiy ner Esae Esaeiy Minsarkh”
15.469 billion Miencraftien. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Friendship. Unity. Peace.”
WA
17.4b3,739t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Our will is impenetrable!”
WA
19.91 billion Imperials. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All praise Bob the (insert number here)!!!!!!”
34.293 billion Bobites. Smutty television, vat-grown people, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Our half-life shall be eternity”
17.4b4,826t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Courage, Duty, Honour”
WA
20.204 billion Scarsawns. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In God we trust, y'all”
24.582 billion Dueling Banjosians. Compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Lilongwe”
20.338 billion Lilongweans. Deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Poliorket”
32.297 billion Demetrijians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“One for all, and all for one!”
16.762 billion New Meornites. Daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Love it or die!”
17.251 billion Xanthiians. Strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Nulli expugnabilis hosti”
28.397 billion Bloatnikovians. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I'm Gonna Shout All Night: G - L - O - R - I - A”
26.511 billion Shadows. Strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Unitesté, Humiltį, Inteligentsa”
WA
12.099 billion Lusitanis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“E Pluribus Unum”
10.56 billion Guard 31ians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“The paranoid man is often the safest...”
WA
10.311 billion Iryllians. Parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Lebe frei oder stirb”
WA
6.22 billion Lastovipolians. Keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE