The Most Serene Republic of Zzf is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.911 billion Zifians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Zzfian economy, worth 210 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,284 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime is almost non-existent. Zzf's national animal is the dove.

Zzf is ranked 98,789^th in the world and 8^th in Pacifism for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,284.84 Standard Monetary Units.