The State of Zyxa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.838 billion Zyxans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Zyxan economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,422 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Army rations are served on silver platters, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Zyxa has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Zyxa in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zyxa's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zyxa is ranked 74,873^rd in the world and 1^st in Comoros for Most Primitive, scoring 33.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.