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Zwangzug

Population33.336 billion

CapitalZwischen
LeaderErin Splinter
Faiththe Church of Caissa

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Animalzebra

The Loquacious Lipograms of Zwangzug is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erin Splinter with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 33.336 billion Zwangzugians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwischen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zwangzugian economy, worth a remarkable 8,009 trillion checks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,259 checks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Zwangzug's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Caissa.

Zwangzug is ranked 400th in the world and 1st in Wrigley for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,461.15 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 110thMost Rebellious Youth: 152ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 225thMost Pacifist: 260thMost Advanced Public Education: 287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335thLargest Welfare Programs: 390thMost Beautiful Environments: 400thLargest Publishing Industry: 447thSmartest Citizens: 515thMost Compassionate Citizens: 564thNicest Citizens: 686thHighest Average Tax Rates: 712thHealthiest Citizens: 869thMost Cultured: 873rdLargest Governments: 878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 882ndMost Developed: 895thHighest Food Quality: 986thHighest Economic Output: 1,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,285thBest Weather: 1,341stSafest: 1,739thMost Inclusive: 1,833rdMost Devout: 1,879thLargest Populations: 2,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,212thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,730thHighest Average Incomes: 4,414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,275thLowest Crime Rates: 7,429thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,205thRudest Citizens: 11,401stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,059thMost Stationary: 20,248thMost Influential: 20,368thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,155thMost Efficient Economies: 23,092ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23,105thMost Politically Free: 26,125th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zwangzug was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Zwangzug rejected a request from The Finntopian Region of DOOM for an embassy with Wrigley.
  • : Zwangzug published "Stadium informations" (Account: Sport).
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, Zebra is one of the most popular forenames in Zwangzug.
  • : Zwangzug was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.

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