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Zwangzug

Population32.325 billion

CapitalZwischen
LeaderErin Splinter
Faiththe Church of Caissa

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Animalzebra

The Loquacious Lipograms of Zwangzug is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erin Splinter with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 32.325 billion Zwangzugians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwischen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zwangzugian economy, worth a remarkable 7,766 trillion checks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,259 checks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zebra is one of the most popular forenames in Zwangzug, the government is giving peace a chance, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime is totally unknown. Zwangzug's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Caissa.

Zwangzug is ranked 376th in the world and 1st in Wrigley for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,461.15 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 104thMost Rebellious Youth: 150thLeast Corrupt Governments: 212thMost Pacifist: 239thMost Advanced Public Education: 278thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 324thMost Beautiful Environments: 376thLargest Welfare Programs: 387thLargest Publishing Industry: 427thMost Compassionate Citizens: 456thSmartest Citizens: 477thNicest Citizens: 600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 651stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 797thMost Valuable International Artwork: 803rdMost Developed: 809thLargest Governments: 811thHealthiest Citizens: 832ndMost Cultured: 840thHighest Food Quality: 889thLongest Average Lifespans: 926thHighest Economic Output: 977thBest Weather: 1,194thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,199thSafest: 1,533rdMost Inclusive: 1,672ndMost Devout: 1,746thLargest Populations: 2,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,286thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,671stHighest Average Incomes: 4,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,144thLowest Crime Rates: 7,219thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,142ndRudest Citizens: 11,477thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,953rdMost Influential: 21,605thMost Efficient Economies: 21,979thMost Stationary: 21,986thMost Politically Free: 22,104thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,212th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, Zebra is one of the most popular forenames in Zwangzug.
  • : Zwangzug was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, Erin Splinter affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.

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