The Free Land of Zutu is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Arch chief Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.114 billion Zutuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun Hut. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Zutuan economy, worth 327 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,015 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zutu's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Samite.

Zutu is ranked 297,762^nd in the world and 15^th in Aeterna Regnum for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 29.64 on the Kitten Softness Rating.