The United Provinces of Zunaleecht is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sebastian Costa with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 20.255 billion Zunaleechtians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyfissh. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zunaleechtian economy, worth a remarkable 3,286 trillion Zunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,260 Zunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, and bug burgers are extra crunchy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zunaleecht's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Zunaleecht is ranked 9,243^rd in the world and 1^st in Region of Heroes for Safest, scoring 120.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.