The Council Republic of Zulanka in NK is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Communist Party of Zulanka with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.337 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ad Infinitum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zulankan economy, worth a remarkable 5,636 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 241,522 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Communist Party of Zulanka has promised 'power to the puppies', entomologists flock to Ad Infinitum for its remarkable gadfly population, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is totally unknown. Zulanka in NK's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulanka in NK is ranked 799^th in the world and 2^nd in North Korea for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,945.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.