Population | 17.909 billion |
Capital | Ad Infinitum |
Leader | The Communist Party of Zulanka |
Currency | labor certificate |
Animal | leopard |
The Council Republic of Zulanka in NK is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Communist Party of Zulanka with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.909 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ad Infinitum. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zulankan economy, worth a remarkable 4,146 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,546 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", graffiti graces every city's streets, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Zulanka in NK's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zulanka in NK is ranked 5,723rd in the world and 2nd in North Korea for Most Stationary, with 3,012.66473856 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zulanka in NK lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zulanka in NK, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Zulanka in NK lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zulanka in NK, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Zulanka in NK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Zulanka in NK lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zulanka in NK, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
- : Following new legislation in Zulanka in NK, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Zulanka in NK lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
- : Zulanka in NK lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.