The Council Republic of Zulanka is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Communist Party of Zulanka with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.058 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ad Infinitum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zulankan economy, worth an astonishing 10,355 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,262 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, surveillance cameras are banned, builders across Zulanka are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown. Zulanka's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulanka is ranked 26,948^th in the world and 1^st in The Red Sea for Most Politically Free, scoring 91 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.