The Union of Zuid-Afrika is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Pdte Johannes A de Klerk with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.783 billion South Africans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong South African economy, worth 463 trillion Rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,792 Rand, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,474 per year while the poor average 3,663, a ratio of 89.4 to 1.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zuid-Afrika's national animal is the Springbok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reformed Church.

Zuid-Afrika is ranked 283,087^th in the world and 11,204^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.