Population | 6.483 billion |
Capital | Santōryu |
Leader | Shimotsuki Tashigi |
Faith | either swordsmanship or kendo |
Currency | katana |
Animal | zoroark |
The Borderlands of Zoronoa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shimotsuki Tashigi with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.483 billion Zoronoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Public Transport, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santōryu. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.
The all-consuming Zoronoan economy, worth 684 trillion katanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 105,648 katanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Euthanasia is legal, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, Shimotsuki Tashigi is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and Shimotsuki Tashigi has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zoronoa's national animal is the zoroark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is either swordsmanship or kendo.
Zoronoa is ranked 41,618th in the world and 8th in The Straw Hat Pirates for Most Stationary, with 1,069.896190266 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zoronoa changed its national leader to "Shimotsuki Tashigi".
- : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, Shimotsuki Tashigi has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
- : Zoronoa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, Shimotsuki Tashigi is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, euthanasia is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Zoronoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Zoronoa's influence in The Straw Hat Pirates rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".