The Borderlands of Zoprinun is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9 million Zoprinunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The weak Zoprinunian economy, worth 266 billion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 29,522 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoprinun's national animal is the porpoise.

Zoprinun is ranked 105,940^th in the world and 15^th in Heliopolis for Most Politically Free, scoring 65.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.