The Swarming Plague of Zombie Rats is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Death of Rats with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.719 billion Zombie Rats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Rodent economy, worth 732 trillion morsels of flesh a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 108,879 morsels of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, and all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'. Crime is well under control. Zombie Rats's national animal is the Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is тʜɛ 𐍈L∂ ɢoDs.

Zombie Rats is ranked 6,783^rd in the world and 1^st in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region for Most Secular, with 97.47 Atheism Rate.