Most Armed: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 12thRudest Citizens: 13th
The Impending Doom of
Capitalizt
The car won't start!
Lone Survivor
Influence
Envoy
Pure Evil
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Zombie Penguins

Population13.102 billion

CapitalOld Abandoned Zoo
LeaderLone Survivor
FaithAaaahhhh

CurrencyBrains
AnimalFish

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.102 billion Zombies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,507 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 420,391 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,991,935 per year while the poor average 19,520, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Zombie Penguins, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 8,399th in the world and 8th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.13 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Armed: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 12thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 31stMost Avoided: 37thFattest Citizens: 52ndLargest Retail Industry: 106thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 108thMost Rebellious Youth: 120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 354thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 376thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 425thMost Valuable International Artwork: 426thMost Corrupt Governments: 435thMost Ignorant Citizens: 480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 485thHighest Average Incomes: 777thLargest Mining Sector: 1,215thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,246thMost Pro-Market: 1,374thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,474thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,571stMost Secular: 1,937thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,047thHighest Economic Output: 2,161stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,245thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,638thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,658thMost Stationary: 8,058thMost Efficient Economies: 8,399thMost Inclusive: 10,519thNudest: 11,515thMost Influential: 11,876thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,223rdLargest Black Market: 16,213thHighest Drug Use: 22,340thLargest Populations: 24,186th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the region

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