The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.081 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,355 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 559,540 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,218,778 per year while the poor average 5,315, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The well-to-do in The Bar on the corner of every region are never on time for important appointments, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, foreign entanglements are getting spicy, and the lives of former ski town residents are going downhill. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 279,802^nd in the world and 53^rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,315.21 Standard Monetary Units.