Most Armed: 12thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 19th
The Impending Doom of
Capitalizt
The car won't start!
Lone Survivor
Influence
Duckspeaker
Pure Evil
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Zombie Penguins

Population11.808 billion

CapitalOld Abandoned Zoo
LeaderLone Survivor
FaithAaaahhhh

CurrencyBrains
AnimalFish

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.808 billion Zombies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,860 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 411,633 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,862,605 per year while the poor average 20,615, a ratio of 138 to 1.

Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, the government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored', celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 18,096th in the world and 14th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Armed: 12thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thLargest Gambling Industry: 40thMost Avoided: 54thFattest Citizens: 73rdLargest Retail Industry: 152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 221stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 320thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 341stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 413thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 472ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 499thMost Corrupt Governments: 527thMost Efficient Economies: 641stHighest Average Incomes: 772ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 856thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,509thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,683rdMost Pro-Market: 1,714thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,090thMost Secular: 2,231stHighest Economic Output: 2,435thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,708thLargest Governments: 5,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,630thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,874thMost Stationary: 8,658thMost Inclusive: 9,109thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,731stNudest: 10,035thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,730thTop
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Most Influential: 12,957thLargest Black Market: 14,562ndMost Cultured: 18,096thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,154thMost Patriotic: 21,324th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the region

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