The Undead Ape Kingdom of Zombie Monkey- is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 17.564 billion Zombie Monkey-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Zombie Monkey-ian economy, worth 357 trillion Zombified Bananas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,352 Zombified Bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Monkey-'s national animal is the Zombie Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zombie Monkey- is ranked 272,859^th in the world and 13^th in Zombieland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.