The Undead Beauty of Zombie Girlfriend is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Undead Hopes and Dreams with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The humorless, devout population of 7.011 billion Zombie Girlfriends are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Overrun Shopping Mall. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The strong Zombie Girlfriend economy, worth 777 trillion His Deathless Promise Rings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,955 His Deathless Promise Rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zombie Girlfriend's national animal is the Undead Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is His Undying Devotion to Her.

Zombie Girlfriend is ranked 319,035^th in the world and 22^nd in After the Fall for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.