The Zombie Corporation of Zombie Capitalist is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.096 billion Zombie Capitalistians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zombietopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Zombie Capitalistian economy, worth 677 trillion BRAINS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 37,423 BRAINS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,435 per year while the poor average 2,010, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Zombie Capitalist has designated Zombietopia as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zombie Capitalist's national animal is the Zombie Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zombie Capitalist is ranked 7,150^th in the world and 4^th in Zombieland for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 120.24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.