The Undead Hunk of Zombie Boyfriend is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by His Non-Beating Heart with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.102 billion Zombie Boyfriends are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infested Arcade. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Boyfriend economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Key to Her Undead Hearts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,457 Key to Her Undead Hearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the giant 80-storey carving of His Non-Beating Heart in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Boyfriend's national animal is the Zombie Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Her Undying Love for Him.

Zombie Boyfriend is ranked 159,003^rd in the world and 10^th in After the Fall for Safest, scoring 58.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.