Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,108thMost Primitive: 6,077th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zombie Belle

Population14.299 billion

CapitalVilleneuve
LeaderZombie Belle
FaithThe cult of Zombie Belle

Currencybrains
AnimalZombie

The Republic of Zombie Belle is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie Belle with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.299 billion Zombies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villeneuve. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The powerhouse Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion brains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 72,271 brains, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho). Crime is a problem. Zombie Belle's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The cult of Zombie Belle.

Zombie Belle is ranked 293,414th in the world and 15th in Zombieland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,108thMost Primitive: 6,077thFattest Citizens: 6,282ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,499thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,486thMost Avoided: 10,520thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,446thTop
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Largest Black Market: 26,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,672ndMost Armed: 29,197th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Zombie Belle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Zombie Belle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Zombie Belle's influence in Zombieland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.

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