The Unfathomably Hungry Z-girl of Zombie Barmaid is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by One Rotten Brain Cell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.624 billion Zombie Barmaids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Top Shelf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Barmaid economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,596 BARMAID coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 781,613 per year while the poor average 28,163, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, train stations can be 'armful places, and the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Barmaid's national animal is the Zombie Corgi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Tasty Brains.

Zombie Barmaid is ranked 11,031^st in the world and 7^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Developed, scoring 90.03 on the Human Development Index.