
| Population | 7.77 billion |
| Capital | Top Shelf |
| Leader | One Rotten Brain Cell |
| Faith | Church of Tasty Brains |
| Currency | BARMAID coin |
| Animal | Zombie Corgi |
The Unfathomably Hungry Z-girl of Zombie Barmaid is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by One Rotten Brain Cell with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.77 billion Zombie Barmaids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Top Shelf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie Barmaid economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,195 BARMAID coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,304 per year while the poor average 30,112, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.
Top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Barmaid's national animal is the Zombie Corgi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Tasty Brains.
Zombie Barmaid is ranked 303,130th in the world and 38th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 25.73 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zombie Barmaid, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
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Zombie Barmaid, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
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Zombie Barmaid, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
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Zombie Barmaid, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
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Zombie Barmaid, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Zombie Barmaid.
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Zombie Barmaid, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
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Zombie Barmaid, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
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Zombie Barmaid agreed to construct embassies between BARMAIDS ltd and Kaira.
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Zombie Barmaid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Accessible and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Zombie Barmaid, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.









































