The Unfathomably Hungry Z-girl of Zombie Barmaid is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by One Rotten Brain Cell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.277 billion Zombie Barmaids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Top Shelf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Barmaid economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,329 BARMAID coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 813,908 per year while the poor average 26,534, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and being forced to eat imitation crab has made meat-loving Zombie Barmaids crabby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Barmaid's national animal is the Zombie Corgi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Tasty Brains.

Zombie Barmaid is ranked 295,452^nd in the world and 55^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.