Population | 16.257 billion |
Capital | Elmira |
Leader | Z7 |
Faith | voodoo |
Currency | krona |
Animal | kangaroo |
The TERROR of Zombie 7 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Z7 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.257 billion Zombie 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elmira. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,265 trillion kronor a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,360 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, childhood friends of Z7 are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 7's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is voodoo.
Zombie 7 is ranked 8,891st in the world and 356th in NationStates for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,076.44 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Zombie 7 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, childhood friends of Z7 are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 7, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.