The Haitian Reanimated Corpse of Zombie 20 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Midway OHare with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.8 billion Zombie 20ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garner Junior. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 20ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,872 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 266,005 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zombie 20's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Brain Salad Surgery.

Zombie 20 is ranked 10,480^th in the world and 181^st in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.18 law-abiding acts per hour.