The Kingdom of Zoloft is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 18 million Zoloftians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Zoloftian economy, worth 104 billion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 5,751 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoloft's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zoloft is ranked 299,220^th in the world and 1^st in Great england for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,693.92 Standard Monetary Units.