The Oppressed Peoples of Zoe life is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.386 billion Zoe lifeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zoe lifean economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion gold coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 137,898 gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 473,909 per year while the poor average 29,424, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu, and contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zoe life's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Zoe life is ranked 127,308^th in the world and 5^th in Ancient for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,321.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.