The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-Nelson is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.17 billion Zocra-Nelsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nadiaville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The powerhouse Zocra-Nelsonian economy, worth 627 trillion Zurcais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,529 Zurcais, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, red fabric is banned, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Zocra-Nelson's national animal is the Dairy Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zocra-Nelson is ranked 296,232^nd in the world and 35^th in United Alliances for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 30.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.