The Incorporated States of Zkwatrijiien is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 408 million Zkwatrijiienik are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Zkwatrijiienij economy, worth 11.9 trillion Crosses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,117 Crosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zkwatrijiien's national animal is the Axolotl.

Zkwatrijiien is ranked 232,971^st in the world and 10^th in The Math classroom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.38 percentage of bribes refused.