The Emirate of Zkoan War Host is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 14 million Zkoans, 13 million of whom are zombies, are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Zkoan War Hostian economy, worth 980 billion brans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 27,211 brans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive, and foreign invaders are putting Zkoan War Hostian lab rats out of a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zkoan War Host's national animal is the Zkoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zkoan War Host is ranked 292,491^st in the world and 6,271^st in eta for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.