The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.997 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,699 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,121 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 73,865^th in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 48,201.13 Standard Monetary Units.