The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 34.533 billion Zintaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,967 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,960 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, the guillotine now falls with a whimper instead of a slice, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 305,226^th in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.