The Grandpa knows best state of Zimbabwe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Gabriel Mugabe with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.527 billion Zimbabweans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harare. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimbabwean economy, worth a remarkable 6,593 trillion Inflations a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,143 Inflations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, and smart fridges sing the praises of a major religion for fear of being iced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbabwe's national animal is the Mugabe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Zimbabwe is ranked 23,562^nd in the world and 4^th in Australia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,426.4 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.