The Piratical Navy of Zheng Yi Sao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.841 billion Pirates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The strong Piratanical economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,180 Yen, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,037 per year while the poor average 4,746, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Zheng Yi Sao's national animal is the Chow Chow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zheng Yi Sao is ranked 125,869^th in the world and 12^th in Singapore for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.