The Organization of Zex Mafia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zed II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.227 billion Zex Mafians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zex Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zex Mafian economy, worth 951 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 225,136 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 847,747 per year while the poor average 41,692, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Zed II is a silly poophead, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zex Mafia's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Zex Mafia is ranked 113,473^rd in the world and 20^th in RegionZ for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 192.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.