The Federal Collective of Zergadnkastan is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Administration with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.174 billion Zergadnkastanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rassilon. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zergadnkastanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,086 trillion Proletariat Oppression Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 160,970 Proletariat Oppression Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Rassilon to enjoy their national art, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is totally unknown. Zergadnkastan's national animal is the Nimon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zergadnkastan is ranked 327,857^th in the world and 8^th in The Great Experiment for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.45 on the Bus Surprisal Index.