The Zenarchy of Zennists is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.822 billion Zennists, 7.442 billion of whom are zombies, are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Zennistsian economy, worth 186 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 14,917 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zennists's national animal is the penguin.

Zennists is ranked 50,395^th in the world and 470^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 696.79 on the Clooney Contribution Index.