The Bad resolution draft of Zemkorow is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by an idiot myself with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.179 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wtwfjssgsjsudhskiahe. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 110,885 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, university admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zemkorow's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Idiocracy.

Zemkorow is ranked 4,055^th in the world and 1^st in Denicia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,996.44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.